Thursday, February 25, 2010

Thanks for coming in...

Wouldn't you have loved a boss like RBS top banana Stephen Hester.

What I would have heard if I was his employee:

"We could have made loads more money but the really greedy integrity lacking bastards, the "talent", who used to work for us have buggered off to Barclays so we're left with you lot, the dregs; the United Counties League (Div 1 South Combination) of investment banking. Thanks for nothing, you miserable shower."

3 Vegetable peelings:

Blogger Vicus Scurra said...

I think that is what we all heard.

6:51 pm  
Blogger Andy said...

I think they were in the conference south when i left in 1993!

10:19 pm  
Blogger Ian said...

I heard: "The people we now have are even worse than the cretins who decided it was a good idea to pay £49bn for ABN Amro in October 2007, an investment which we had to write down by £17bn within a year. Those cretins have left us because other banks are willing to pay them more than us."
Pause as audience waits for him to roll around laughing gleefully at the idiocy of his competitors but he continues: "Therefore, we are paying their even more cretinous replacements £1.3bn in bonuses."

12:29 am  

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