Diet

While away down in Kent we left our house in the care of LM, Sharon's 17 year-old. She has an 18 year-old boyfriend so yes, you probably won't be surprised to hear that initial observations taken this morning with the benefit of daylight would appear to confirm that while we were away their diet seems to have consisted largely of alcopops and Bisto. The contents of the salad drawer in the fridge have been sent to Area 51 for analysis.