Friday, October 20, 2006

Moron

Received this AM.

Goodday,

This is an email from Rac Plc in United Kingdom; also know as Great Britain, We would like to know if you would be interested to work for us, as a part-time job, which would not disturb your current job or your current position?

We have our company here in United Kingdom and we deal on Car Buying, Car care,Insurance, Training on how to drive, Loans and leasing, Motorcycle services and so many more, we have few client from the USA/CANADA,California, Florida, New York, Ontario, Quebec and so many other states in the USA/CANADA, but we have been having problems with most of our clients from USA/CANADA, because some would prefer to pay by Cashiers Check or Money Orders, which we can not cash here, but it is easy to cash over in the USA/CANADA, so we are looking
forward to get representatives around the USA/CANADA that can be working for us as a part-time job, which we are willing to pay 10% of every money you receive from our clients, so you would just need to help us get the payment and get it cashed directly from your bank and send the money to us down here in United Kingdom or to any of our local offices worldwide via Money Gram outlet or western union.

We are looking for a reliable and trust worthy person, which would not take our money and run away, but its always easy to track the person in the USA/CANADA, but we just need to trust you that you will receive the payment and send the money back to us, why we really need you to work for us is because the cost of coming to the States to get the payment and go to cash it our self, will be lot more stressful, because most client would not want to send money via Money Gram or western union.

For Example you receive a payment of $1000.00USD

You deduct your income $100.00USD

Send to us: 900.00USD and you pay the cost of sending from the $900.00 or from
the money left with you after deducting your income.

If you are interested, we would require your (Full Name, Address and Phone Numbers) where we can reach you and also provide us details of where you work and your position in your work place.

We do hope to hear from you as soon as possible,

Regards and await your response,

Dr.Peter Ban.
www.rac.co.uk
+44-7005982965

Replied this AM

Dear Dr Peter Ban.

I are very impressd with this scheme of high importance. I are liver in the United Kingdom also know as Great Britain all my life and speak the England almost good like you. Bobby Charlton!! Didier Drogba!! I am intersted in your position of "Part-time job" with Rac Plc because Rac Plc in Great Britain also know as United Kingdom is important in the deal of car and motorcycle training of how to drive. I learned from man in Plumstead also train how to drive Chris Difford from pop group Squeeze to drive! Yes! I know it must be very hard for Rac Plc to get money from USA/CANADA because these are very backward countries and do not have bank because all there telly is green. They have to send us money on the liners like the Queen to Southampton and it's very slow because the Post Office Cpounters don't cash the money order. Your scheme will make the ebay in the USA/CANADA, Florida,Quebec and the other countries very easy for me to get the goods so now I am very exited to get easy money at 10% from the USA/CANADA, New York Ontario and other states. We down here in the United Britain also know as the Kingdom of Great are good at the banks and know this to make the money less stressfull because it's bad whenn the banks like Barclay and First go put there money in the post office and the man says that "We don't do that any more mate, blame John Prescott and Adam Crozier. Do you want Euros?" I don't know what he mean. You make the bank for the USA/CANADA very simple with me. I will write to you with my name and adress to new Rac Plc Yahoo email adress in Hong Kong like you say.

Yours etc,

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Blogger The Murphmeister said...

Good luck with the new job then. Fancy Dr Ban selecting you!

Have you listened to this..

http://chasemeladies.blogspot.com/2006/10/had-interesting-chat-with-nigerian.html

1:36 pm  
Blogger Vicus Scurra said...

Richard, there are lots of mistakes in your message. I doubt whether you will get a job like this.

8:33 pm  
Anonymous Sharon J said...

You're understanding of the speech of England is much better than the RAC man's because you can use properly the apostrophe. Did the driver of the car learning teach you this?

2:23 am  
Anonymous Steve Dix said...

-*cough*-

-*Splutter*-

You do realise that tea is almost impossible to get off a laptop screen, don't you?

10:20 am  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Of course that is being the problem here in the backward country of Canada also know as Canada where we do not have bank because all the laugh.

3:23 pm  
Blogger Homo Escapeons said...

Ha
HA
Ha
HA that was sooo funny, sad, but funny!!!
Me laff for hard time!

I hope that Difford enjoys his invitation.

5:49 pm  

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