Friday, October 20, 2006


I believe this blog has now reached perfection. I have been informed by Google that I am No 1 search result in the whole wide world for "Wanking in Lichfield".

I'm made up.

12 Vegetable peelings:

Blogger Vicus Scurra said...

Why did you doubt yourself? No need to wait for Theodore and Evadne! We would have told you who was the biggest wanker in the Staffordshire/Cheshire region.

9:55 pm  
Blogger Dyna Girl said...

Wow. You have reached the pinnacle!

2:40 am  
Blogger Betty said...

We were once sat on a bench outside Lichfield Cathedral when the Bishop actually exchanged pleasantries with us.

Well, perhaps he was just a nutter who went around impersonating the Bishop Of Lichfield, which was more likely.

There is a post related pun here: banging the bishop.

8:32 am  
Anonymous Steve Dix said...

I am google's top result for "naked hoovering". Type it, and click on "I'm feeling lucky" and up I come.

10:25 am  
Anonymous Richard said...

Betty, the visual imagery you have left will unburden my day of all er...burdensome things.

10:47 am  
Anonymous Richard said...

Oh and Steve, yes. I checked it quite recently. I'm sure the occasional mention of it here will cement your position even more securely

10:48 am  
Blogger orange said...

Congratulations on behalf of all wankers world wide.
Keep it up, may you fly your flag high, and one day perhaps, you may receive accoldes for having the number one slot for the world wide search of wanking in the UK.

4:23 pm  
Anonymous Sharon J said...

Steve. I'm wondering why you tried this.

9:44 am  
Anonymous Steve Dix said...

Sharon : Because I was getting an awful lot of referrals from Google with the search string "naked hoovering".

9:56 am  
Blogger Homo Escapeons said...

No doubt the accountants at Google will soon be ringing you up to throw millions of dollars your way for your Blog.

5:43 pm  
Blogger Cherrypie said...

I can understand your delight, Richard.

I have just discovered that I am Google's No. 1 for " West Sussex bored housewives". It's only a matter of time before Macca gets to hear about me.

10:07 pm  
Anonymous Sharon J said...

Makes sense, Steve.

I am No.1 for "Jordan with no knickers". I've no idea why because I certainly didn't steal them.

11:17 pm  

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