Stiffs.
I believe this blog has now reached perfection. I have been informed by Google that I am No 1 search result in the whole wide world for "Wanking in Lichfield".
I'm made up.
I'm made up.
posted by Richard at 9:12 pm
Friday, October 20, 2006
About Me
- Name: Richard
- Location: Back in Crewe, Frozen North, United Kingdom
I comprise a full set of limbs and organs of both the sensory and vital types. Sadly many of these are now performing with a decreasing level of functionality.
Previous Posts
10 Vegetable peelings:
Why did you doubt yourself? No need to wait for Theodore and Evadne! We would have told you who was the biggest wanker in the Staffordshire/Cheshire region.
We were once sat on a bench outside Lichfield Cathedral when the Bishop actually exchanged pleasantries with us.
Well, perhaps he was just a nutter who went around impersonating the Bishop Of Lichfield, which was more likely.
There is a post related pun here: banging the bishop.
I am google's top result for "naked hoovering". Type it, and click on "I'm feeling lucky" and up I come.
Betty, the visual imagery you have left will unburden my day of all er...burdensome things.
Oh and Steve, yes. I checked it quite recently. I'm sure the occasional mention of it here will cement your position even more securely
Steve. I'm wondering why you tried this.
Sharon : Because I was getting an awful lot of referrals from Google with the search string "naked hoovering".
Congratulations.
No doubt the accountants at Google will soon be ringing you up to throw millions of dollars your way for your Blog.
I can understand your delight, Richard.
I have just discovered that I am Google's No. 1 for " West Sussex bored housewives". It's only a matter of time before Macca gets to hear about me.
Makes sense, Steve.
I am No.1 for "Jordan with no knickers". I've no idea why because I certainly didn't steal them.
Post a Comment
<< Home