Monday, December 24, 2007

What I want from Santa

Above all else, amid all the strife of modern living, the constant stream of bad news from around the world, the spectre of a fearsome never-ending debt, a shit job, dealing with foreign call centres, global warming, boredom, depression, things that don't work very well, BSkyB and any other modern day plague you can think of, the gift that would make all these things easier to bear would be the singular ability to eat a tremendous amount of Maynards Wine Gums without going into sugar shock, my teeth dissolving or wanting to walk on the ceiling. Simple pleasures. Actually there is something else but let's not get too sentimental.

Whatever you chose to celebrate at this time of year, may it be happy and peaceful.

4 Vegetable peelings:

Anonymous youngphil said...

Merry Christmas Richard and all the very best for the coming year.
You are one of the good guys and it's a pleasure to know you....

12:18 am  
Blogger Dave said...

Happy Christmas to you and all your readers.

8:53 am  
Blogger Murph said...

Happy Christmas Richard! May the force be with you in 2008 - although not tapping at your door of course!


11:18 am  
Blogger tom909 said...

Happy Day Richard. Don't know what it is that you are wanting for Xmas there, but hope you get it somehow.
2008 here we come!

2:06 pm  

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