Craig (about 18) : I quite like that er...whathisname? That singer.
Richard (v. old): You don't mean James Blunt, do you? No.
Craig: Yes, that's him. **sings** "Simonaaa, you're getting oldaaa..."
James (early 20s): He's the only singer whose name's rhyming slang, isn't he?
Richard: Are you a woman, Craig?
James: I've never heard of anyone coming out like that before.
I'm still LOLing. I may even bmsl.