Phone Wisdom

I like this and found it completely by accident while out shopping recently and asked for some advice. Show this one to your micro-skirted mate as she teeters on her 4" heels out of the office for her regular Friday night pole dance round the bus stop sign. Or for that matter your teenage daughter who you've just recovered from the local A & E after having her stomach pumped.

1) Get your mobile

2) Select SMS

3) Turn on T9 Predictive Text

4) Write the words Smirnoff Ice

5) Cringe

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