Thursday, January 26, 2006

Fat Slug

George Galloway. Donchajustluvim? No. I'm fed up to the back teeth with him. Now he's out of the Big Brother house he's rounding on his critics and calling them sanctimonious of all things.

Apparently he's said to be amazed at the level of interest in his participation in Celebrity Big Brother. Why? Isn't that the only reason you went in there, George? Because it was popular and attracted attention? Didn't you want to educate the masses and bring awareness of your political fight to the them? Here's a Fat George quote: "There are so many things happening in the world and they seem to have been devoting acres of newsprint to a reality TV show". Yep, George, that's the way TV works. Hadn't you ever seen Big Brother? They humiliate people, George. It's their stock in trade. Even better if you're meant to be famous. That's why it's popular with kids. What did you think they were going to do? Give you a soapbox to stand on? Somehow treat you any differently because you're an elected representative of the people? You gave that right up the moment you signed up. Sadly the, enduring picture of George Galloway isn't the one of him telling the Senate Committee where to stick it, it's of him prancing around in a nice, off the shoulder red leotard (that rather neatly illustrated he doesn't really have the balls everyone thought he did. Actually, how much chutzpah does it take to restate what you only believed in in the first place? They were hardly going to bang him up and give him even more publicity and make themselves look even worse into the bargain, were they?).

The people who watch BB aren't interested in your outside life because the only word they're interested in is "celebrity". You're a politician and as such just as self seeking as any Z-list celeb but in BB, you're just a name they make do stupid things. If you thought you could attract positive attention you were mightily mistaken, so stop bleating and whingeing because you're beginning to sound very much like Bill Clinton saying he never had sex with Monica because he only had a blow job.

There's no point in being wise after the event and saying that you've not been paid while you're in there, either. That just suggests to me you've neglected your constituency even more than we first thought. One of those ludicrous fat cigars you've been chomping away on in there would keep one of your poorer constituents in food for a week, so don't play the sanctimonious card with this voter. You're a two faced lying bastard who's been photographed cosying up to two of the most evil men who've ever walked the planet (and I don't mean Michael Barrymore and Pete Burns). What the hell do you think Uday Hussein went and did after he met and shook hands with you in 1999? Walked off and called a team meeting? No, he went back into his bedroom to his porn and gun collection. He probably even pretended to pick you off as you walked out the door. He was even less a politician than you are. George, you really don't have a clue.

George, here's your last BB task. Rearrange these words into a popular cliché: cake, you, eat, can't, it, have, and , your, you. Now, sod off back north of the border and stay there.

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Blogger Tennessee Jed said...

Well I had the wrong impression of him. I liked his "It was all a pack of lies" speach at the oil for food inquisition. I guess he was serving his own money intrest and not folks like me.

Thanks for the UK view!

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