Mondegreen
Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?
I could be wholesome
I could be loathsome
I guess Im a little bit shy
Why dont you like me?
Why dont you like me without making me try?
I try to be like Chris Kelly
But all his looks were too sad
So I try a little Freddie
Ive gone identity mad!
(Lots of Justin Darkness Impressions)
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?
I could be wholesome
I could be loathsome
I guess Im a little bit shy
Why dont you like me?
Why dont you like me without making me try?
I try to be like Chris Kelly
But all his looks were too sad
So I try a little Freddie
Ive gone identity mad!
(Lots of Justin Darkness Impressions)
I heard it right, yes?
4 Vegetable peelings:
The last two lines should be:
So I watch a lot of telly
and wear pants of plaid!
Honestly, Richard. You must concentrate more!
You've gone and made me replay that MIKA performance on Jools now. I would have been quite happy to never hear it again.
Don't tell me he's on Radio 2?
Sharon - No, it's not is it? I'm going to have to go and listen again?
Geoff - Of course. He's nicely mainstream. I didn't see the Jools thing although it's on his Myspace space (shit, just owned up to going there).
You've been to Myspace? What on earth for? I'm going to need the kiss of life now, such is my state of shock!
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