Palaeontologists have unearthed a 47 million year old fossil primate
in Germany. They believe it to be a possible missing link in our evolution but perhaps one where the branch evolved no further.
I've got news for them, they did evolve, but not much. The bastards have been knocking on my door while I've been out, the cowards. If I catch one, I'll make sure it has no opportunity to evolve any further.
Some Nazi Scum